Just watched the pilot episode of Forever.

I think it’s going to be one of my favourite shows!

I would like a boyfriend please. How do I get one?

Preferably one that doesn’t get drunk every single weekend or weekday, also one not at my uni, lives close by, won’t move away after a few weeks, and doesn’t just want me for sex. 

sassyabrahamlincoln:

do you ever get your period and just think about your recent behavior like wow that explains a lot

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